Igor Clark

This is the Alex. This sits at the desk immediately to my left. Sometimes it uses the mental Japanese keyboard device to make insane noises shout at my head, and sometimes it makes them shout at other people. Today the Alex took the bonsai xmas lights from my now-deceased mini-tree, wrapped them round its head, and directed the bonkophone into the world at large. It didn't even seem to care particularly whether anyone was watching, but rather just did this for its own inscrutable ends. It is a wrong one, it is broken; it doesn't work properly any more. Perhaps it'll be fixed by Monday.